One Quotes

One: "Do you know what we heard today on the radio? The fastest talking woman in the world."

Me (in a foul mood): "Did she talk as fast as Grandmommy?"

One: "Oh yes, almost twice as fast."

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Me: "Look! Look! My college roommate got married! Here's her Christmas card with her wedding picture!"

One: "You and she are the same age? 'Cuz she looks much younger."