
Mom: "Well, while it's nice to have all these people known for being martyrs, I always think it's nicer when people die for their faith and no one knows who they are. It's just so much more humble of them to have died only for their faith and not so that people would worship them later on."
Me: "Honor. Venerate. Love. Not worship. But anyway - what were they supposed to do? Plan ahead to make sure they were martyred in a place where no one knew them? It's hardly their fault if others remembered them after they were dead. They weren't in control of whether people did that, you know - they were dead."
So if any of you out there might possibly become a saint someday, and you're out there in the mission field or whatever where people might possibly want to kill you for your faith - make sure you get martyred in a way that no one knows about, so mom can think of your nameless fate and know you were more humble than the saints whose names we do know. Got it? Good.
2 comments:
giggle. you literally made me lol.
Guess your mom doesn't read the blog, eh?
She doesn't know The Blog exists, actually. :)
You'd like her complete dislike of theology, too. We were talking church and she mentioned a Presbyterian one she'd been to once and didn't like and I said something like "no 5 points of Cavlinism, or even 1 or 2, huh?" and she just waved Calvin away with her hand and said the only problem with said church was it was "dead" - whatever that meant in her estimation. Theology means nothing to her at all - it's all about what preacher is "in the Spirit" or "anointed" or whatever buzzword she's currently using. Drives. me. nuts.
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