Two is full of jokes lately. He eats lunch at school with a few boys who love to trade them back and forth, and he likes to try to make up his own as well. Here are some of the latest ones:
Two: Why did the duck cross the road?
Me (the hapless sucker, every time): I don't know - why?
Two: The chicken was sleeping.
Two: What day of the week do potatoes hate?
Me: I don't know.
Two: Friday, of course.
Two: What did the alien say to the measuring cup?
Me: I have no idea.
Two: Take me to your liter.
Two: What did the cat say to its owner?
Me: I don't know.
Two: "Meow." Cats can't talk, mom.
He claims to have made up the first and last ones. Whether that's true or not - who can tell? All Two really knows is: this is fun.
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