Thursday, April 9, 2009

A Message to The Rich

Here is a wonderful piece by Bill Whittle at Pajamas Media:

"So let me now send a personal message to The Rich in America…

As an American and a patriot, I implore you – I go to my knees and beg you – LEAVE NOW.

Leave. Just go away. Retire to the Cayman Islands or Bermuda or wherever, but do it now, please, while you still have some love for this country. Close your companies, fire your employees, shutter your factories and offices, sell your property, and take all of that somewhere else… better yet: somewhere scenic but poverty-stricken. Somewhere that could use some wealth creation. Somewhere that people simply are grateful to have a job in the first place. Somewhere where you will be appreciated.

You are not welcome in America any more. Take your wealth and prosperity and inventiveness and hard work and vision and insight and bold risk-taking and joy in seeing growth and wealth creation and just go away – right now, before it’s too late. Because if you stay, Joel Berg and Barack Obama and Harry Reid and Nancy Pelosi and Barney Frank and Chris Dodd will continue to come after you for more and more and more and they will not ever stop – not ever – until you are forced to flee. And when that day comes, you will go with not with fond remembrances and a desire to return home, but rather a black heart and hard and bitter memories."


And to which all I can say is, AMEN.

HT: Dr. Helen. Read the whole thing, as her husband would say.

Finally, an Answer!

I've found out why I was so skinny in high school.

Career Advice for a 9 Year Old

One has a passion for archaeology, but is 9 too young to give him some career advice?

"To sum up, my advice to young people who want to study archaeology is this. Become an engineer, a doctor or a lawyer, work four days a week at this well-paid and fulfilling job, and devote the fifth day to amateur archaeology. Because archaeology makes a really bad main career."

Hmmm.

Full post here.

Sometimes You Feel Like a Nut ...

Are nut bans for children really necessary, and are they reasonable given the risk involved?

A NYT article worth reading.

Thursday, April 2, 2009

The Dad Interview

I stole this from Nicole at Here's the Diehl, and boy was it fun!

1. What is something dad always says to you?
One – Hmmm. “To the moon, Alice, to the moon!” – whenever I ask where we’re going to eat
Two – MOOOOOOOOOSE!

2. What makes dad happy?
One – Good food and being with us
Two – I’m trying to guess here. Us being here

3. What makes dad sad?
One – Having to work too much and not getting to see us
Two – When we’re not here

4. How does your dad make you laugh?
One – Tickling and jokes
Two – When he’s tickling me

5. What was your dad like as a child?
One – Bullied by his brother
Two –Um. A baby

6. How old is your dad?
One – 40 this year
Two - 29

7. How tall is your dad?
One – 5’10 or 11
Two – From here to here (up on the bed with his hands over his head)

8. What is his favorite thing to do?
One – Be with us
Two – Stay home

9. What does your dad do when you’re not around?
One – I don’t know because we’re not around (He is sooooo pedantic sometimes!)
Two – I don’t know. Eats maybe, I should say

10. If your dad becomes famous, what will it be for?
One – I don’t know
Two – That’s a hard one

11. What is your dad really good at?
One – Being funny
Two – Basketball

12. What is your dad not very good at?
One – At faking he’s sad
Two – That’s the hardest one of all

13. What does your dad do for his job?
One – He’s a lawyer. He argues (I love this answer)
Two – Works

14. What is your dad’s favorite food?
One – I can say Mexican, probably, but that’s only an educated guess
Two – Hot Italian

15. What makes you proud of your dad?
One – He’s such a good dad
Two – When he’s crazy (non-responsive?)

16. If your dad were a cartoon character, who would he be?
One – Snaggletooth
Two – Race Bannon

17. What do you and your dad do together?
One – Oh, play, joke, hang out
Two – Play

18. How are you and your dad the same?
One – Hmmm. I don’t really know
Two – Our skin is the same color

19. How are you and your dad different?
One – He’s older than me
Two – Because our hair – his is black and mine is gold-ish blond and long

20. How do you know your dad loves you?
One – He says so
Two – He hugs me

21. Where is your dad’s favorite place to go?
One – I’ve never asked him
Two – I think Schlitterbahns (Oh really? At least neither of them said Buc-ee's)

22. What is your dad’s favorite song?
One – Our House by Madness
Two – I don’t know because he turns on different music all the time

Tax Day Tea Party Map

Isn't this a beautiful picture? Come out and protest with thousands of your fellow citizens on April 15th!

More information here, and HT goes to Instapundit, of course.

How it's Done

Bellaire and Stafford police should take note:

"A [HPD] SWAT standoff at a barbershop on Houston's south side ended this morning after police stormed the building and subdued an armed man with help from a dog and a Taser...No shots were fired and no injuries were reported."

Watch and learn, boys.

Wednesday, April 1, 2009

Remember

Only the government can save you.

"A pregnant woman, her husband and their three-year-old son were killed in a house fire early yesterday as police who arrived before the fire brigade prevented neighbours from trying to save them. The woman screamed: “Please save my kids” from a bedroom window and neighbours tried to help but were beaten back by flames and were told by police not to attempt a rescue."

The police wanted everyone to wait for the firemen, you see.