Not Me Mondays

I'm trying a new meme, it's called Not Me Mondays - sort of a confessional-style thing. Here we go:

This weekend I did not fall sound asleep without determining that the 4 nine year old boys in the next room having a slumber party were indeed themselves asleep. And I did not awake at 2am to the sound of giggles, ignore them and go straight back to sleep.

I did not leave a pile of grotty dishes on the counter Friday night, and when Husband woke up before me on Saturday morning he did not have to wash them all for me.

I did not eat leftover birthday cake for breakfast this morning while driving with my knees on the freeway.

Nope. Not me.