I bet you're wondering what this is a picture of, aren't you? Well, the open drawer is in the hall bathroom, and it's where I found those three curious orange objects on the counter. What are they? Well, they're children's vitamin C tablets, of course. Where else would you hide your vitamins if you (A) were six (B) hated vitamins, and (C) were afraid of flushing the toilet all by yourself?
Some days I'd love to sell him to the gypsies. And I'd make a lot of money, because he's one of them already.