Q: One is now eleven years old, right?
A: Yup
Q; And Two, he’s turning eight next week?
A: Uh, yup.
Q: And there aren’t any other children in the house, right?
A: Nope.
Q: Good to have that cleared up. In that case, I have one more question: WHY THE HE!! ARE THERE DRY CHEERIOS SPILLED ALL OVER THE BACK OF THE MINIVAN?????????
A: Please don’t ask me these difficult theoretical questions. I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed right now.
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Q: You went to college, yes?
A: Uh-huh.
Q: And law school?
A: Um-mmmm.
Q: Did you do fairly well at both?
A: More or less.
Q: Then WHY do you ask me 10 times a day “where did I put my shoes?”
A: I can’t answer you right now. I’m looking for my car keys.
A: Yup
Q; And Two, he’s turning eight next week?
A: Uh, yup.
Q: And there aren’t any other children in the house, right?
A: Nope.
Q: Good to have that cleared up. In that case, I have one more question: WHY THE HE!! ARE THERE DRY CHEERIOS SPILLED ALL OVER THE BACK OF THE MINIVAN?????????
A: Please don’t ask me these difficult theoretical questions. I’m feeling a bit overwhelmed right now.
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Q: You went to college, yes?
A: Uh-huh.
Q: And law school?
A: Um-mmmm.
Q: Did you do fairly well at both?
A: More or less.
Q: Then WHY do you ask me 10 times a day “where did I put my shoes?”
A: I can’t answer you right now. I’m looking for my car keys.
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