In the face of soaring national and state government deficits, massive bailout programs run amok, looming tax increases, and all the other problems facing Americans:
NJ is considering banning bikini waxing.
Way to go! Solve some problems! Cross that item off your list and give yourself a big, fat "good job" star at the same time!
Whew. I'm glad they are solving this huge problem for us. I will sleep much better from now on.