Thursday, March 19, 2009

New Jersey Saves the Day

In the face of soaring national and state government deficits, massive bailout programs run amok, looming tax increases, and all the other problems facing Americans:

NJ is considering banning bikini waxing.

Way to go! Solve some problems! Cross that item off your list and give yourself a big, fat "good job" star at the same time!

Whew. I'm glad they are solving this huge problem for us. I will sleep much better from now on.

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