How Freshman Year

Who the hell does President Obama think he is? The president of the Five Minutes to Midnight club in his freshman dorm, from the best I can tell. Naive is really the kindest word for someone who thinks they can eliminate nuclear weapons from the world. "What kind of stupid?" is really more like it, but I'm feeling charitable today, so I'll stick with "naive". I thought I left people this stupid behind when I graduated from Colgate. Gah.