On the way home from dinner tonight Two was discussing what he knew about Egypt - sand, pyramids, the Nile, crocodiles, more sand - and so on and so forth, when Husband interrupts with (what else?):
"Denial - it's not just a river in Egypt."
And One chimes in, truly curious and needing to know: "Well, what else is it?"
Yes, the award for most pedantic 10 year old has been given, my friends, and the trophy is in my living room.