Ole Man River

On the way home from dinner tonight Two was discussing what he knew about Egypt - sand, pyramids, the Nile, crocodiles, more sand - and so on and so forth, when Husband interrupts with (what else?):

"Denial - it's not just a river in Egypt."

And One chimes in, truly curious and needing to know: "Well, what else is it?"

Yes, the award for most pedantic 10 year old has been given, my friends, and the trophy is in my living room.