After we saw the movie Up, Two was fascinated: "how did the boy get on the porch when the house was in the air?" We explained that he had been under the house when the house went up. "But you can't get under our house" he said. Oh yes, we assured him - the entrance was behind the washing machine in the garage. And then we paused ...
Us: "But you may never go under the house! Never. Because, because ... there are SNAKES and RATS under there, do you understand!?
Two: "Of course. So I can never go under the house ... unless I bring a flashlight and ... come on folks, you know what else I need ... say it!"
Two, triumphantly: "A flashlight AND A DAGGER!"