Who first decided that everything looked like a sword? Or a gun?
What makes a shirt look so like a napkin that boys get the two items confused?
Why do small boys have to play the television SO LOUDLY you can't hear yourself think two rooms away?
When are they old enough to brush their teeth without being asked?
How do they know to clutch the ole' frank-n-beans so young?
There are lots of things about boys I will never understand ... except that I love mine very much, nonetheless.