My true love gave to me ...
A trip to BW3.
But that's only good if you happen to have finished your lunch at camp today. If you haven't, well, you're out of luck, until that lunch is gone.
Once the lunch has been eaten (as dinner), Two claims his reward.
I have to say, every post like this I write, I hear Bob and Doug McKenzie in my head: "...and a beer." Pardon me, my almost-Canadian roots are showing.