We ate Chinese tonight with the boys. That's something I think should be a New Year's Eve tradition; all the others (like getting drunk) being more or less for amateurs. At fortune cookie time, Two received a most portentous fortune:
"What's vice today could be virtue tomorrow."
Sigh. The child least likely to need such a fortune is the one to receive it, of course. The devious, conniving blond who wraps waaaay too many people around his little pinky got reminded of his unnatural ability to make mischief and get away with it.
Happy New Year, little manipulator. I love you anyway.