Tuesday, March 2, 2010

Best Headline Ever

"Emu that fought police dies in shelter"

"Deputies with the El Paso County Sheriff’s Office tried to prevent the tall, flightless bird from running into traffic. But when deputies neared the emu, it became aggressive and slashed one deputy’s pant leg ... The cause of death was not immediately known."

Now if it were the Bellaire or Stafford police departments, we'd already know it died of a gunshot wound. But in El Paso, who knows?

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