Melanie has a list of what she really wants for Christmas - I like the idea so I'm stealing it. We'll try 12, for the 12 days of Christmas of course.
More than anything else, I want:
1. to wake up and find that the slight beginnings of my double chin have disappeared
2. aspartame not to be poisonous
3. every variety of CSI/Law and Order/etc to disappear from my TV forever
4. a large, fashionable Spring wardrobe to appear in my closet, because from where I sit right now, ain't nothing going to fit come March
5. my five year old to decide veggies and fruit taste like chocolate
6. a phone that isn't full of static
7. clients with brains (this is a new wish - never had clients quite this dumb before)
8. my odometer to stop working so I won't be over my lease mileage in 18 months
9. self-washing dogs
10. the ability to go back in time and kill the person who would later invent reality TV
11. leg-shaving to become riotiously unfashionable
and
12. the ability to give Husband his true Christmas wishes - all 12 of them
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I really, really want #4, too!
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