Wednesday, December 17, 2008

New Christmas Carols

Michele has a list of new-fangled Christmas carols - here are some of my own:

What Child Is This? (and what is he doing in a barn - can somebody call CPS?)

Oh Come Oh Come Amorphous Being Who Might or Might Not Be With Us (depending on your view of things)

Decorate the House/Condo/Apartment

Arriving at 12AM Under Clear Skies

Once in a City Purportedly Belonging to a King (who as a child threw stones at others who were different than him)

I Saw Three Ships (and they all looked like The Rainbow Warrior, mommy!)

Here We Come Drinking Non-Alcoholic Beverages so as not to tempt those with substance abuse problems

Depression-filled Holiday Season