Monday, May 9, 2011

Second Grade Humor

Two is full of jokes lately. He eats lunch at school with a few boys who love to trade them back and forth, and he likes to try to make up his own as well. Here are some of the latest ones:

Two: Why did the duck cross the road?

Me (the hapless sucker, every time): I don't know - why?

Two: The chicken was sleeping.

Two: What day of the week do potatoes hate?

Me: I don't know.

Two: Friday, of course.

Two: What did the alien say to the measuring cup?

Me: I have no idea.

Two: Take me to your liter.

Two: What did the cat say to its owner?

Me: I don't know.

Two: "Meow." Cats can't talk, mom.

He claims to have made up the first and last ones. Whether that's true or not - who can tell? All Two really knows is: this is fun.

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