A Prayer

My new office pipes Headline News into the bathrooms. Yes, you read that correctly. Usually it's bad enough; the channel is either inane or sensational, depending on the subject matter. But now that we're a little more than 60 days out from the election, it's non-stop biased election coverage. How invasive is that? There you are on the pot, having a little "me time" and you're being forced to listen to moron-level election analysis.

God, please help me to not get a bladder infection before the 1st Tuesday in November. Amen.