Flabbergasted

As Husband said when he showed this to me, surely a sign of the apocalypse.

Their motto: "Life is short. Have an affair." Oh my sainted aunt.

According to their FAQ, some single people sign up for this married dating service. But, alas, they may have a harder time finding a partner. Why, you ask?

"Single people don't have as much to risk and you may find some attached people unwilling to take a risk with you. People in relationships may feel that you have an upper-hand and that you may not be sympathetic to their circumstances. Take your time to build an additional level of trust with attached people you wish to meet."

But, single people dating marrieds isn't all bad.

"Alternatively, single people have more flexibility with their schedule & are usually more available. Singles are more apt to work within your limitations since they have few boundaries. Single people can also be more fun to be with - their guard is down & they don't care who sees them."

Isn't it nice the kind people at Ashley Madison have worked all these details out for you ahead of time? If you're going to bother to have an affair, it should tick along smoothly, don't you think?