I'm not one to pay much attention to celebrity gossip, or much else to do with them, frankly - I haven't bought a mainstream CD in years and the last movie I saw was Prince Caspian, so that shows you how hip I am to Britney's latest trip to rehab or Paris's new hairdo (does she have one?)
But all that aside, you really have to read this very funny post by Neil McCormick on Madonna and Guy Ritchie's impending divorce. Entitled "Who Gets Custody of the Ego?", it's full of nice, dry British sarcasm - just what the doctor ordered for a dull Wednesday afternoon. Enjoy.