This is Lambchop. Unlike Oscar, she does not have a moving testimony. Her most frequent nicknames are "minion" and "handmaiden" - both as in "of Satan". Also porkchop, lamb stew, lammie sue - anything silly and demeaning. She is, for lack of a better word, a menace.A lovable menace, but definitely a menace. Her favorite hobbies include barking endlessly while outside, bringing fleas into my bed, biting Oscar in a hopeless effort to get him to play with her, being too scared to walk out the front door, and blending seamlessly into the white kitchen floor, so that when you turn around with hot food in your hands, over you go.
Can I have my money back?
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