News?

This was on the front page of Section A of The Wall Street Journal today:

"A New Big Play for Alex Rodriguez, By Matthew Futterman

A-Rod is going Hollywood.

Alex Rodriguez, the New York Yankees star who has a shot at becoming the greatest offensive player in Major League Baseball history if he avoids injury, has signed on with the William Morris Agency."

Point A: Can anyone smell Madonna?
Point B: All together now - mourn the devolution of the WSJ at the hands of Rupert Mudoch. Sigh.